Friday, April 22, 2011

Invite Wording For Brunch Day After Wedding

Horrografía: rent apartment with the COMESA moles of LU2


Greetings, folks. Welcome once again to Horrografía. "By some strange coincidence you walk looking for apartment by Castellon? If so, you might be interested in the ad I found the other day. Despite its endless horrors spelling, offers such extraordinary things that tempts him a visit.

Next, click on the image will prevent you let your eyes trying to read these letters so small. Do not worry, it opens in a new window.


first thing that struck me was seeing this presentation. Handwritten, with cellophane everywhere studs, pen annotations after it printed ... Ad catastrophe, and that without analyzing the spelling. A sign of this magnitude promised to be a mother lode of hoyganadas, and it was. The handwriting and grammar might have written this poster also leave much to be desired but, all things are part of the dubious charm that has this text.

For example, look at line 4. We describe a terrace to the street. That's okay, I still remember the last terrace visited, instead of the street opened into a dimensional vortex. Okay specify that faces the street, yes. I also like the galley kitchen. I'm actually more galleon, but in Castellon you can not find that kind of stuff.

then the list is intriguing me. "BATHROOM AND TOILET LARGE, FURNISHED AND NEWLY PAINTED," (sic). These comma followed by "and" give the impression that the text was written while he was reviewing all its contents the floor and the author could not decide to end the list.

Since we're there, I would appreciate if some astute reader know tell me what "furnished." It reminds me quite a "lawyer." Abogaaaadooo ...



Let's move on. The poster says the floor is "reviewed of all trades." Fantastic. Each and every one of them, including the honorable profession of mamporrero , who has done an excellent job on that floor.

On the next line, it seems that the author asks something about their eating. I must confess I do not know if you expect a response from stakeholders on the floor or is simply a rhetorical question. Is equal, the fact is that line 11 is the most striking LLE. "MOLES IN THE COMESA LU2, AND WATER" (sic). Reread the sentence LU2 Topos of the COMESA. He concluded that LU2 is a band like U2, so that "the COMESA Topos" should be the title of a song. Great, the floor has background music and LU2 discs. It may also be that these are real mole with what must be sprayed the floor. Be careful when you go to visit.

Let's see, what else is ... Ah, yes, I encourage you here to tell you how many times the word "tag" (oh, my eyes) in the lineup. Regardless of how you write, is that there are new panels in all departments of the floor. Unaware that included a floor apartments, but I feel more comfortable knowing that there are new panels in both the human resources department as the customer.

The floor also includes Almario. A almario for players of World of Warcraft, could be a synonym for "soul bag, a container where you store your soul shards. Outside the context WoWero , I can not think what it is.

In any case, almario are essential for any self-respecting floor. So are the doors and shutters, and the floor are included (line 14). For an apartment with no door is like ... well, like an apartment with no doors. You can not enter. Make me when I say if you have paid for an apartment where no one can enter is very frustrating. On line 17 it is mentioned that the floor has all sorts of appliances, including yogurt and a relaxation chair that vibrates, all kinds of appliances.

Finally, I call readers once again to be told what to say about the last word of line 19. "" QUESO.N · "? You're talking about cheese or cottage cheese? Curd was unaware that the expenditure of steps: I prefer to accompany a plate of pasta.

any event, if any of you are interested in this apartment, know that you can see without commitment, or at least that indicates the poster. Although, seeing these strange things, like for "compromise" means "marriage." Still, I think that is an advantage.

Thanks for being down here, greetings!

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Fetish For Belly Punching

Impact standard and call Severo Ochoa (XRomaguera IRTA)

One of the requirements of the recently published Severo Ochoa program call is:

Have at least ten doctors linked statutory or labor to the beneficiary who have been in the last five years principal investigators of competitive research projects. Each must have a scientific production which normalized impact factor greater than at least fifty percent of the world average in their respective areas of scientific expertise. For measurement will be used databases and internationally recognized criteria.

This for the past five years (2005-2009)

I've been looking for information m ation on how to calculate this "normalized impact factor" and the recent report Scimago "Bibliometric Indicators English Scientific Activity 2008 "is said to

" Scientific Quality Impact Average or Standard (nif_sjr): this indicator compares the average number of citations of publications of an addition to the number through interviews of world production in the same period and subject area. Is calculated from item oriented field normalized citation score average of Karolinska Institutet Swedish formula that permits the standardization of citation values \u200b\u200bfor individual items:

Where: P is the number of publications, c i is the number of citations of the publication i and [μƒ] i is the mean citations of publications of the same type, published the same year and in the scientific field that article.

this indicator values \u200b\u200bare presented as decimal numbers, and link the result with respect to the global mean normalized, equal to 1. For example, a value of 0.8 standard citation that the institution will is cited 20% less than the global average, similarly, a citation standard of 1.3 indicates that the production of the institution is 30% above the world average. "

appreciate some expert to explain to me if this formula to be used for the program Severo Ochoa and if so, where I can find the average value of citations of publications of the same type and so on.

Friday, April 15, 2011

The Message For A New Born

Bibliometric Indicators of Scientific Activity Spanish (ZChinchilla CCHS-CSIC)

now available the report "Bibliometric Indicators English Scientific Activity 2008 ". Since 2004, the English Foundation for Science and Technology (Fecyt) with SCImago research group, working together in the annual preparation of analysis and evolution of English scientific activity, with the support tool data representation "Atlas of Science" from Web of Science Data. From the year 2007 changes the data source and is currently working with the scientific information system SCImago Journal & Country Rank and SCImago Institution Rankings based on Scopus data.

The result is a report that includes the scientific production indicators at national, regional and international level research areas and aims to become a tool of analysis and evaluation of scientific activity in Spain . From the information provided is possible diagnoses based on the characterization of evolution and knowledge of their strengths and weaknesses both nationally and internationally.

This year the report is divided into ten chapters. The first one includes the general objectives of the work. The second shows the results obtained for the distribution of scientific output by geographical region highlighting the current situation and its evolution. The third places Spain among the top producers of knowledge, both scientific production and visibility. The fourth focuses on the English production itself showing its main patterns of behavior. The fifth theme characterizes the distribution of English production and to identify strengths and weaknesses. The sixth shows the major contributors in each of the thematic areas and the visibility you get with them. The seventh characteristic of production disaggregated by institutional sectors and the eighth, and autonomous regions. The ninth presents data on the presence of women at the European level and in various training programs of research careers. Finally, the tenth chapter is purely methodological and sets the framework in which frames the study, incorporating issues concerning sources of information used and the methodology of implementation, with special attention to the definition of the indicators applied.

Access is free and can be downloaded directly from the page

Fecyt

"Bibliometric English Scientific Activity 2008"

http://icono.fecyt. com / contenido.asp? dir = 05% 29Publi/AA% 29IBACE

 

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Wedding Background Bannedstory

Scientometrics European Summer School for 2011 (JGorraiz UnivViena)

We are pleased to invite you to participate in the conference of the
2nd esss European Summer School for Scientometrics.
It will take place on 12 and 13 September 2011 at the University of
Vienna, Austria.
esss is jointly organized by the University of Vienna, iFQ, Humboldt
Universität zu Berlin and the Katholieke Universiteit Leuven.
The conference programme is available here:
http://www.scientometrics-school.eu/programme.html#conference
Please note that the esss seminars are already fully booked!
For registration please go to:
http://www.scientometrics-school.eu/registration.html
The steering committee members ESSS Are looking forward to seeing you in Vienna. Wolfgang
Glänzel (Katholieke Universiteit Leuven)
Koenraad Debackere (Katholieke Universiteit Leuven)
Stefan Hornbostel (IFQ, Humboldt Universität zu Berlin)
Sybille Hinze (IFQ)
Juan Gorraiz (University of Vienna)
Gumpenberger Christian (University of Vienna)